Vroom!”Ĭoincidentally, that same line - “Pretty face, small waist, fat p-y, cock batty/ Jump inna di Lexus jeep yuh nuh ratty”, is heard on the Vybz Kartel song, She Know Fi (2009). Straight ova di b-t balcony wid di bag an jump inna a white Lexus jeep, gone. People, her modda seh ah throw she throw off di bag offa di three storey balcony and chuck head first ova dat. “Dem time deh dem live inna one three storey building and dem lock di gate fi try lock har een cause it look like she deh pon a move again. She went and did her thing, basically,” he said laughing.Ĭrime Minister brought up a period after that, where her family and the police thought she was missing, only to discover that she was quite fine, but a certain love interest with a white Lexus had taken over her time. “People yuh see afta dah speech deh, so said so done. Whether she was put off by his honesty or waiting on permission to ‘do road’ all along, she wasted no time moving on. That wasn’t his agenda, so the outspoken personality told her, “Remember we’re not a couple like that enuh, we’re just cordial, keeping it civil so if yuh feel like yuh waan go an do yuh ting an rae, feel free. I just immediately saw me”, he said.Ĭrime Minister said everything was going smoothly in the “legendary father life” until he realised his baby mother was trying to rekindle their old flame, especially with sexual advances.
Mi couldn’t believe seh a human being coulda come out an look like a next human being so perfect.
“December di 13, will neva forget, when my daughter born, mi glad mi neva waste my money an do no DNA. “I’ll be having your daughter next month…If you want to be a part of your daughter’s life, yuh can mek me know right now, if yuh don’t, then I fully understand”, he said the message read.Ĭrime Minister was around his crew at the time and recalled “every man ah bawl out DNA, DNA, DNA” but decided against it, and was ultimately glad he did. Eight months down the line, however, she reached out with a text message that gave him the shock of his life. Known for his entertaining and interesting content these days, however, he wasted no time divulging the “big embarrassment” involving the Teacha.Ĭrime Minister didn’t identify the female in question, only disclosing that theirs was a short-lived four-month relationship that ended on amicable terms. The producer and Head Concussion Records affiliate, nicknamed Consi, has actually been shouted out on Vybz Kartel hits in the past - “Ay Consi, dem bwoy nuh fancy, dem ah Anansi, mi lyrics wear dem out like a ganzi,” Kartel said on The Lyricist (2011). Crime Minister was “As Real As It Gets” when he explained how he and Dancehall star Vybz Kartel share the same baby mother on his new YouTube show of the same name.